What follows is an incoming transmission, which was sent from somewhere between Earth and Mars:
“Greetings, fleshy Earthbeings. Cryptosporidium here, though you skin-wrapped water wads can call me Crypto-137.
I wanted to let you know that my Abducto Beam is finally ready and I’m journeying Earthwards right now. If my calculations are correct then P-Day – that’s Probe-Day to you mortal meat morsels – is set for July 28th, 2020. On that day I will officially Destroy All Humans!
I’ll see you future-victims soon on PC, PlayStation4, and Xbox One!”
The Destroy All Humans! remake has already been available for (physical) pre-order on PC, PlayStation 4 and Xbox One, through select retailers. It is also available for digital pre-order on PC and Xbox One, for those with interest. The SRP of the PC version is €29.99 / $29.99 / £24.99 / ₽1.529, and the SRP for consoles is €39.99 / $39.99 / £34.99 / ₽2.799 (PlayStation4 and Xbox One).